E 'on the evening of January 24, 2011 by my father and I receive an invitation to bid farewell William, the English friend who likes to spend your holidays here on the rolling hills of Chianti with your family. After the pleasantries and an English tea the conversation focuses strictly on the facts evoked by real-time TV: Silvio Berlusconi and an alleged circuit of young prostitutes in the high board, some of which seem recycled in the Italian state machine ( praise on the much-vaunted .. ).
"In England it may be that the prime minister controls the release of an alleged thief, lies on the ground ... Mubharak's niece. " He accuses William , continuing: "Out of Italy we do not understand how you can keep in power a character like that. At this rate you might be a thorn in the side of the whole of Europe. " try to skirt the issue the subject and do a tour on TV channels.
"William See, that's our legendary scientist Margherita Hack. I've known and met several times, is a wonderful person to be taken as an example. This is Carl Sagan .. here recognize the telescope of Medicine. But that program is? ". At that moment I shudder, she appeared Roberto Giacobbo. The transmission is Voyager. "Change the channel and In other news, ok? ". "No, let us hear what they are saying, it seems interesting." Says William.
And now the word goes directly to Jacob ..
"The Sumerians were ETs !!!!!!!"
Cala a heavy silence in the room and present open their eyes to the TV. Giacobbo continues ..
"AS IS" PRIESTS ....
ABOVE WITH A STAR ....
OUR SUN!
WITH ELEVEN PLANETS revolve around them!
The Sumerians already knew of our Solar System ...
FIRST OF ALL THE OTHERS! "
( to Jacob, but we do or are you there? Meanwhile, the planets are eight. Now show us the fruit of knowledge of these extraterrestrial chemistry , physics, technologies used. Look carefully carved in the stone, maybe there is a door that connects to USB few stones around ...)
"KNEW!
FIRST OF ALL THE OTHERS ..
.. AND THE PLANET NIBIRU "
(still Nibiru?)
" NIBIRU!
THAT very elongated elliptical orbit ..
IS 'clash with the planet ..
orbiting between Mars and Jupiter ..
AND THE CLASH IN .. Have originated .. THE EARTH AND THE MOON !!!!!!!!"
(ite missa est)
turn down the TV volume while William looks at me puzzled, then turns to his two sons, telling him not to notice the words heard on TV by adding they should not distract from the studies of history that are taking place at school. After speaking in English continues tight. At the end:
"Sorry Mario, but I no longer recognize this country ...".
How to blame him ..
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